Cinco De Mayo and Sporks?

Yeah weird title huh. Well there is a reason for that.
So my friends always throw a Cinco De Mayo party every year, this year was no different. After a few hours of reveling I found myself hanging out on the front porch of my friends house with another friend of mine Jodi. We were talking about how sometimes our jobs are stressful, and sometimes how our co-workers get on our nerves with some of the idiotic things they do. Now I am one for getting stressed out from time to time, who isn’t? But Jodi on the other hand took it to a whole new level. Jodi looks dead at me and says “Dude I sometimes find myself wanting to kick somebody’s ass with a Spork.” Wtf? A Spork? Jodi is an all around nice guy and funny as hell but damn, imagine getting your ass kicked with a spork.
I didn’t think anything about it again until a friend of mine from Twitter “Hoopadoo or Micheal Beck” tweeted something else about sporks today. So wtf is up with sporks in my life? I also did a google search on sporks and found, what I think to be the most badass spork known to man. A titanium spork on Think Geek. So I had to call Jodi, I am sure we will soon see a titanium spork in his arsenal very soon, so, don’t piss him off. Last thing we need running around the United States is a serial Spork killer.